The Devon Dash (Sung to the tune of Monster Mash)

The Devon Dash (Sung to the tune of Monster Mash)

I was reading in the den late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For Edward from his bed began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the dash He did the Devon dash The Devon dash It was a Curlfect bash He did the dash It caught on in a flash He did the dash He did the Devon dash From Curlfect cattery in the north east To the dining room where the felines feast The cats all came from their hiding places To get a treat while making faces They did the dash They did the Devon dash The Devon dash It was a Curlfect bash They did the dash It caught on in a flash They did the dash They did the Devon dash The kitties were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Oban Vivian and her son The scene was rockin', all were digging the beat Abby on bags, backed by her musical feet The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Devon Cat Five" They played the dash They played the Devon dash The Devon dash It was a Curlfect bash They played the dash It caught on in a flash They played the dash They played the Devon dash Out from his chamber, Luke's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the door and shook his paw And said, "Whatever happened to my Skywalker samba?" It's now the dash It's now the Devon dash The Devon dash And it's a Curlfect bash It's now the dash It's caught on in a flash It's now the dash It's now the Devon dash Now everything's cool, Luke’s a part of the band And the Devon dash is the hit of the land For you, the humans, this dash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Terry sent you Then you can dash Then you can Devon dash The Devon dash And join the Curlfect bash Then you can dash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can dash Then you can Devon dash